Jurassic Parking Lot

By Jeff Schell and David Swidler
Directed by Mark Siano
A co-production with The Habit and Seattle Public Theater

August 20th - September 14th, 2025

From the creators of “A Very Die Hard Christmas” and “Titanish” comes a gigantic new blockbuster parody - “Jurassic Parking Lot.” The Habit is renowned for their fast-paced and action packed comedies, and this show promises to take it to another level. Expect big laughs, ridiculously low-budget staging, strangely sexy dinosaurs, live music, and inappropriate dance numbers. “Jurassic Parking Lot” is for adults who never really grew up, and ages 14 and up.

Runtime: 100 minutes with one intermission

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Sun, Aug 31st, 2025 at 3:00 pm
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Sun, Aug 31st, 2025 at 5:30 pm
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Wed, Sep 3rd, 2025 at 7:30 pm
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Thu, Sep 4th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
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Fri, Sep 5th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
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Sat, Sep 6th, 2025 at 6:00 pm
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Sat, Sep 6th, 2025 at 8:30 pm
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Sun, Sep 7th, 2025 at 3:00 pm
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Sun, Sep 7th, 2025 at 5:30 pm
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Mon, Sep 8th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
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Thu, Sep 11th, 2025 at 7:30 pm
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Fri, Sep 12th, 2025 at 7:00 pm
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Fri, Sep 12th, 2025 at 9:30 pm
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Sat, Sep 13th, 2025 at 6:00 pm
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Sat, Sep 13th, 2025 at 8:30 pm
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Sun, Sep 14th, 2025 at 3:00 pm
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Sun, Sep 14th, 2025 at 5:30 pm
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TICKET PRICES

Ticket prices are on a sliding scale. Read below and find the one that is right for you.

**(Seats S9, S11, S13, S15, S10, S12, S14, S16)- These chairs are located on-stage.**

$100 -  Support the Sliding Scale!

$65 - Cover the Cost of Business

$40 - Standard Ticket 

$10 - Art is for Everyone (Limited Quantity)