A Merely Merrie Christmas Story:
A Shakespearean Holiday Parody

Directed by Merely Players
Written by John Carone

November 28, 29 at 7:30 pm
November 29, 30 at 2:30 pm

Majestic Lab

Tickets: $17

The True Original, Wonted, One-Hundred-Fold, Sanguine-Faced, Lusty, All-Shakespearean Yuletide.

'Tis the Year of Our Lord 1640, when the noble youth Ralph Parker conspireth to say unto to his sire, his schoolmaster, and e’en to Saint Nicholas himself: “Yea, verily–a Red Romeo Ten-Score Thrust Rapier retains that dear perfection which it owes as a Yuletide gift…"

Join local Shakespeare company Merely Player for a ridiculous Shakespearean send-up of the popular holiday classic, A Christmas Story. A leg torch? Check. A bunny suit? Check. A...severed head? Well, it is Shakespeare, after all. Start your Christmas season in the Merriest way possible!

Rated: PG for slapstick violence and scurrilous Shakespearean swears