Welcome to Heartsville High, set in a world where everyone is gay—well, almost everyone! The big-man-on-campus is the chess champion, and the captain of the football team is made cool by being cast as the lead in the school musical. The students write a controversial show called Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell about straight people in the military, which becomes the catalyst for a young man and woman to fall in love. Enter Zanna, a magical, musical fairy who, with a wave of his wand, creates perfect matches and spreads love throughout the school.

This musical comedy isn’t just fun and quirky; it’s a timely exploration of love, identity, and societal norms. In a world where LGBTQ+ issues continue to be front and center, ZANNA, DON’T! offers a refreshing, imaginative take on relationships and acceptance, making it not only an entertaining experience but also a piece that resonates with today’s audiences. With catchy tunes, witty dialogue, and an empowering message, ZANNA, DON’T! celebrates love in all its forms and invites everyone to embrace their true selves.

Part of the Cabaret Theatre Series at Between the Lines Studio Theatre in Allentown. 

November 6,7,8,13,14,15

Please select a performance

(Reserved seating)

Fri, Nov 6th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Nov 7th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sun, Nov 8th, 2026 at 3:00 pm
Fri, Nov 13th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Nov 14th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sun, Nov 15th, 2026 at 3:00 pm
 
 

Adults $23

Seniors $20

Children ages 17 and younger $18

$3 per ticket fee

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