A Very Die Hard Christmas

By Jeff Schell and The Habit
Directed by Mark Siano
A co-production with The Habit and Seattle Public Theater

December 4th - 20th, 2026

Yippie Ki Yay, it's a Christmas miracle! Coming back this holiday season, from the comedy writers that have had Seattle in stitches for decades, comes A Very Die Hard Christmas, a musical parody that is sure to blow the roof off the joint. Sketch writers from The Habit team up with Seattle Public Theater to create this holiday comedy perfect for those who like their Christmas entertainment with lots of action, 80s jokes, smooth soft rock jams, and snarky German terrorists.

Runtime: 105 minutes (includes one intermission)