SEX PLEASE, WE'RE SIXTY!
A Comedy by Michael & Susan Parker

A Community Series 
Staged Reading Performance

at Matthews Ballroom

At the Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, elderly silver-tongued Bud “The Stud” Davis romantically pursues and charms the inn’s female guests, including the proprietor, prim and proper Mrs. Stancliffe. Meanwhile, retired chemist Henry Mitchell develops a blue pill called “Venusia” to increase the libido of menopausal women. The women mix up Bud’s Viagra pills with the Venusia, and we soon discover that it has a strange effect on men: it gives them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes, mood swings, weeping and irritability! When the mayhem settles down, all the women find their lives moving in new and surprising directions.

Featuring:
Pamela Thorson, Producer/Director

6:00pm Drinks & Hors d'oeuvres
7:00pm Staged Reading Performance

Please select a performance
Sat, Oct 10th, 2026 at 6:00 pm
Sat, Oct 17th, 2026 at 6:00 pm
 
 

SEX PLEASE, WE'RE SIXTY!
A Community Series
Staged Reading Performance
at Matthews Ballroom

$50 - Ticket

Ticket includes hors d'oeuvres, 2 drink tickets, and staged reading performance.

Matthews Ballroom is located at 189 N Trade St, 2nd Floor, Matthews, NC 28105. The second floor is only accessible by stairs. This historic district building has a popular mural and is one of the focal points of downtown Matthews!

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