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Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)

December 8-17, 2023

By Michael Carleton, Jim FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez
Produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc.
(www.playscripts.com)

Director: Jonathan Forrester

Instead of performing Charles Dickens' beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever told – plus Christmas traditions from around the world, seasonal icons from ancient times to topical pop-culture, and every carol ever sung. Part vaudeville and part Complete Works of William Shakespeare…Abridged, Every Christmas Story Ever Told is a fast, furious, and slightly irreverent look at holiday traditions. Santa Claus, Rudolph, the Grinch, and just about every other seasonal character, make an appearance in this racy comedy that will have you laughing all the way to the New Year!

Approximate Run Time: 2 hours

Rating: PG due to mild language and the truth about Santa

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2022 PRICING INFO

*NC Sales Tax is not included in ticket prices
** Tickets will incur a $3.00 service fee per ticket.

PLAY PRICING

Section A: Adults $25; Students/Military/Youth: $20
Section B: Adults $20; Students/Military/Youth: $18
Section C: All $17

MUSICAL PRICING

Section A: Adults $30; Students/Military/Youth: $25
Section B: Adults $25; Students/Military/Youth: $22
Section C: All $21.25


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