Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two "mature" cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for 30 years.  It started when Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly's long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly's dressing room is one inch further to the set than Isobel's, it's a losing battle.  The show becomes a ratings smash as Dolly and Isobel together top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!