The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

July 23 to August 7, 2021

Based on a story by Larry L. King that was inspired by the real-life Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas.


It is the late 1970s, and a brothel has been operating outside of fictional Gilbert, Texas, for more than a century. It is under the proprietorship of Miss Mona Stangley, who is on good terms with the local sheriff, Ed Earl Dodd. When crusading television reporter, Melvin P. Thorpe, decides to make the illegal activity an issue, political ramifications cause the place to be closed down.

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Fri, Jul 23rd, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Jul 24th, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Jul 30th, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Jul 31st, 2021 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Jul 31st, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Aug 6th, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Aug 7th, 2021 at 7:30 pm

$19 Adults

$17 Seniors

$17 Students (with valid ID)

$15 Children (12 and under)

According to the license holder, this show contains alcohol, gun shots, strong language, mild adult themes and partial nudity. This should be taken into consideration when purchasing tickets.

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