2021-2022 Season

A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant
Written by Kyle Jarrow Concept Album by Alex Timbers

November 26 – December 19, 2021

Join us as an anonymous company of merry children gather on a cold winter’s night to rejoice in telling the story of Scientology founder and notorious science fiction writer, L. Ron Hubbard. This absurdly entertaining satirical musical offers a welcome respite from traditional holiday fare as it explores the magic of Dianetics, the fascinating E-meter, the immortal Thetans, and the entrancing story of Xenu. (And somehow does it all with the straightest of adorable, little faces.)

Content Advisory:  While not necessarily inappropriate for children, the writing is geared toward adult humor/audiences.

Runtime: Approximately 1 Hour with NO intermission


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