OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS

By Joe DiPietro


May 27th - June 12th
Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 PM
Sundays at 2:00 PM


Nick Cristano may be living the life of a modern young professional in New York City, but his loving grandparents never let him forget where he belongs: in New Jersey, in the bosom of his tenacious, tender-hearted, loud, loving, and well-fed Italian-American grandparents who lavish all of their affection on their last unmarried grandchild. When Nick announces he is being promoted and moving to Seattle, his grandparents are devastated and quickly concoct a series of hilarious schemes to keep Nick from leaving, including introducing him to the woman of his dreams.

OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS is a warm-hearted, boisterously funny, and touching story about intergenerational relationships, familial love, and the inevitable little heartbreaks that occur as time passes and children grow.

“Loaded with laughs every step of the way.”
Star-Ledger

“a very funny family comedy”
Onstage Blog

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TICKETS

VIP Section (the first half of the auditorium): $27

General Section (the back half of the auditorium): $19

$2 Discount for Seniors/Student/Military

 

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Only for the plays and musicals available now, and does not apply to any concerts or other programs. This offer does not reduce ticketing fees and will not be combined with any other discount offer. Discounts are automatically applied online.

 

HEALTH & SAFETY

As a condition of being permitted to Cheney Hall, all patrons age 12 or older must comply with our Patron Vaccination Status Attestation and current masking policy, which can be found here: www.cheneyhall.org/mask.

 

Patron Vaccination Status Attestation

I hereby acknowledge, agree, and solemnly attest to the following:

     (1) I attest that either:

          (A) I am fully vaccinated, which means that on the day I enter Cheney Hall:

              (a) at least 14 days have elapsed since my second dose of an FDA or WHO-approved two-dose COVID-19 vaccine,

              or:

              (b) at least 14 days have elapsed since my single dose of an FDA or WHO-approved single-dose COVID-19 vaccine.

          OR:

          (B) I have taken a COVID-19 PCR test within 72 hours prior to the event start time, or a COVID-19 antigen test (also known as a "rapid test") within 6 hours prior to the event start time, and I will only enter Cheney Hall if the test returns a negative result.

     (2) I understand that I am not permitted to enter Cheney Hall if I obtain a positive COVID-19 test result within six days prior to the event and that I should contact the Box Office to obtain a refund if appropriate. I agree to apply these same terms to any other person for whom I am purchasing a ticket.

     (3) I understand, agree, and certify that any other persons for whom I have purchased tickets (except those under the age of 12) will comply fully with this COVID-19 Patron Vaccination Requirement herein, including without limitation, satisfying one of the conditions listed in Section (1) above and that I shall be responsible for ensuring compliance by all such people.