The Realistic Joneses

Written by Will Eno
Directed by Glenn Woertz

It's a simple premise: Bob Jones and his wife Jennifer meet their new next-door neighbors, John and Pony Jones, and they proceed to discuss their lives. "But don't come to the play expecting tidy resolutions, clearly drawn narrative arcs or familiarly typed characters. 'The Realistic Joneses' progresses in a series of short scenes that have the shape and rhythms of sketches on 'Saturday Night Live' rather than those of a traditional play...but cut to the heart of how we muddle through the worst life can bring." (NY TIMES)

Saturday, January 14 at 8pm
Sunday, January 15 at 2pm


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All Tickets $15

Please be considerate of your fellow ticket buyers and try not to leave a single seat in a row.

Depending on the performance, the following seats are held to accommodate people with disabilities who can transfer into the seat. - Row K, Seats 1&2, Row B, Seats 1&2, Row E, Seats 1&2 or Row H, Seats 1&2. They can be purchased by calling the box office at 201-261-4200. These seats will be released for public sale two weeks prior to performance.