Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)

December 8-17, 2023

By Michael Carleton, Jim FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez
Produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc.
(www.playscripts.com)

Director: Jonathan Forrester

Instead of performing Charles Dickens' beloved holiday classic for the umpteenth time, three actors decide to perform every Christmas story ever told – plus Christmas traditions from around the world, seasonal icons from ancient times to topical pop-culture, and every carol ever sung. Part vaudeville and part Complete Works of William Shakespeare…Abridged, Every Christmas Story Ever Told is a fast, furious, and slightly irreverent look at holiday traditions. Santa Claus, Rudolph, the Grinch, and just about every other seasonal character, make an appearance in this racy comedy that will have you laughing all the way to the New Year!

Approximate Run Time: 2 hours

Rating: PG due to mild language and the truth about Santa

Please select a performance
Fri, Dec 8th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 9th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
Sun, Dec 10th, 2023 at 3:00 pm
Fri, Dec 15th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 16th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
Sun, Dec 17th, 2023 at 3:00 pm
 
 

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Youth (under 18): Section A (Orange): $20.00, Section B (Blue): $18.00, Section C (Green): $17.00

Military: Section A (Orange): $20.00, Section B (Blue): $18.00, Section C (Green): $17.00