A Very Die Hard Christmas

By Jeff Schell and The Habit

Directed by Mark Siano

November 22nd - December 23rd, 2023

Yippie Ki Yay, it's a Christmas miracle! Coming back this holiday season, from the comedy writers that have had Seattle in stitches for decades, comes A Very Die Hard Christmas, a musical parody that is sure to blow the roof off the joint. Sketch writers from The Habit team up with Seattle Public Theater to create this holiday comedy perfect for those who like their Christmas entertainment with lots of action, 80s jokes, smooth soft rock jams, and snarky German terrorists.

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Can't find tickets for the night you want to come? Get tickets through our rush list!

The General Public is invited to add their name to the existing Rush List when Box Office opens one hour before curtain. Just arrive at the theater on the day you want to rush and get your name on the list.

Runtime: 105 minutes (includes one intermission)

Please select a performance below. 

Sat, Dec 2nd, 2023 at 8:30 pm
This performance is no longer on sale online. Please e-mail boxoffice@seattlepublictheater.org for availability.

A waitlist for walk-up tickets to all sold out shows or shows that have stopped online sales for the day's performance begins when the box office opens, an hour before the scheduled performance time. You must arrive in person to be placed on the list. First come, first serve, subject to availability. All tickets will be full price at the door.
Sun, Dec 3rd, 2023 at 4:30 pm
Mask Required Performance. Out of $10 tickets.
Sun, Dec 3rd, 2023 at 7:00 pm
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Wed, Dec 6th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
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Thu, Dec 7th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
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Fri, Dec 8th, 2023 at 7:00 pm
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Fri, Dec 8th, 2023 at 9:30 pm
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Sat, Dec 9th, 2023 at 6:00 pm
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Sat, Dec 9th, 2023 at 8:30 pm
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Sun, Dec 10th, 2023 at 4:30 pm
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Sun, Dec 10th, 2023 at 7:00 pm
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Wed, Dec 13th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
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Thu, Dec 14th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
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Fri, Dec 15th, 2023 at 7:00 pm
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Fri, Dec 15th, 2023 at 9:30 pm
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Sat, Dec 16th, 2023 at 6:00 pm
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Sat, Dec 16th, 2023 at 8:30 pm
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Sun, Dec 17th, 2023 at 2:00 pm
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Sun, Dec 17th, 2023 at 4:30 pm
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Wed, Dec 20th, 2023 at 7:30 pm
Out of $10 tickets.
Thu, Dec 21st, 2023 at 7:00 pm
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Thu, Dec 21st, 2023 at 9:30 pm
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Fri, Dec 22nd, 2023 at 7:00 pm
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Fri, Dec 22nd, 2023 at 9:30 pm
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Sat, Dec 23rd, 2023 at 6:00 pm
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Sat, Dec 23rd, 2023 at 8:30 pm
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TICKET PRICES

Ticket prices for A Very Die Hard Christmas are on a sliding scale. Read below and find the one that is right for you.

**(Seats S9, S11, S13, S15, S10, S12, S14, S16)- These chairs are located on-stage.**

$100 -  The true cost of producing live theatre

$50 - Extra love for Seattle Public Theater

$35 - Standard ticket pricing

$10 - Art is for everyone (Only 8 seats available per performance)