Stroke of Genius: Pantomime Masturbation Throughout Performing Arts History
by Shane Mayforth

This professor takes "jacking around" VERY seriously. Presenting Dr. Walter Winkworth-Pérez, academia's foremost expert on pantomime masturbation theory and practicum. In this prestigious multi-media lecture series, he examines panto-masturbation techniques from Mesopotamia to the present day. This week's syllabus examines the career of that great 1920s clown, The Spankin' Shyster.