Some Cupid kills with arrows some with traps…

Family Friendly but contains some PG-13 humor.

120 minutes including one 10 minute intermission. Performance will begin promptly at its scheduled time. Late seating is offered, but not available past 15 minutes of the scheduled performance.

Please note: Capitol Hill Arts Workshop is unfortunately accessible only via stairs. Built before the Americans with Disabilities Act became law in 1990, our studios, theater, and gallery are not accessible by either an elevator or ramp. If you have questions, please feel free to CHAW us a call at 202.547.6839.

How can you find us?? The performance will be at the black box theatre inside the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop at 545 7th Street SE, Washington, DC 20003.

CHAW is located by Eastern Market metro station. Street parking is available on a first come first served basis.

Open Captioned Performances: TBA

Medical Mask Required Performances: Saturday, April 18th at 2pm and Saturday, April 25th at 2pm. Masks will be available at the box office.

Please select a performance
Thu, Apr 9th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Apr 10th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Apr 11th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Mon, Apr 13th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Opening Night
Thu, Apr 16th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Apr 17th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Apr 18th, 2026 at 2:00 pm
Medical Mask Required Performance
Sat, Apr 18th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Thu, Apr 23rd, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Apr 24th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Apr 25th, 2026 at 2:00 pm
Medical Mask Required Performance
Sat, Apr 25th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Mon, Apr 27th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Industry Night
Thu, Apr 30th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Fri, May 1st, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, May 2nd, 2026 at 2:00 pm
Sat, May 2nd, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Closing Night
 
 

We are thrilled to offer a sliding scale ticket price!

We offer three options:

$27: Market rate ticket price
$37: "Pay it Forward" price
$17: Child price or "Times are Tight" price

This allows a ticket to be obtained at multiple price points based on the circumstances of the purchaser. To create a structure where all can enjoy financially accessible theatre, those with access to more resources pay more per ticket which provides the ability for those with less access to pay less.

Can't wait to see you at the show!

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