A fête of foolish song and whimsy…

Family Friendly but contains some PG-13 humor.

100 minutes including one 10 minute intermission. Performance will begin promptly at its scheduled time. Late seating is offered, but not available past 15 minutes of the scheduled performance.

Please note: Capitol Hill Arts Workshop is unfortunately accessible only via stairs. Built before the Americans with Disabilities Act became law in 1990, our studios, theater, and gallery are not accessible by either an elevator or ramp. If you have questions, please feel free to CHAW us a call at 202.547.6839.

How can you find us?? The performance will be at the black box theatre inside the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop at 545 7th Street SE, Washington, DC 20003.

CHAW is located by Eastern Market metro station. Street parking is available on a first come first served basis.

Medical Mask Required Performance: Thursday, July 23rd 730pm. Masks will be available at the box office.

Please select a performance
Thu, Jul 23rd, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Medical Mask Required Performance
Fri, Jul 24th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Opening Night
Sat, Jul 25th, 2026 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Jul 25th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Mon, Jul 27th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Industry Night
Wed, Jul 29th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Thu, Jul 30th, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Jul 31st, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Aug 1st, 2026 at 2:00 pm
Sat, Aug 1st, 2026 at 7:30 pm
Closing Night
 
 

We are thrilled to offer a sliding scale ticket price!

To create a structure where all can enjoy live theatre, those with access to more resources pay more per ticket which provides the ability for those with less access to pay less:

$27: Market rate ticket price
$37: "Pay it Forward" price
$17: Child price or "Times are Tight" price

Can't wait to see you at the show!

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