No Sex Please, We're British

Dinner Theatre

Vic's Place
336 2nd Street, Havre

A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.

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Fri, Oct 9th, 2026 at 6:00 pm
Sun, Oct 11th, 2026 at 2:00 pm
Fri, Oct 16th, 2026 at 6:00 pm
Sat, Oct 17th, 2026 at 6:00 pm
Fri, Oct 23rd, 2026 at 6:00 pm
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$3 advance purchase discount


All seats $45 each or 2 for $80 includes dinner
Premium seating for 8 $380 (Discounts do not apply)


Special Sunday afternoon pricing (Dessert only) $25
Premium seating for 8 $240 (Discounts do not apply)