The Belmont Theatre

SEX PLEASE, WE'RE SIXTY - A play/comedy in the Bon Ton Studio.

January 29-31 & February 4-7, 2016

Mrs. Stancliffe's Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast will never be the same. The elderly neighbor, "Bud the Stud", believes the regular female guests come to spend time with him in romantic liasons. Mrs. Stancliffe reluctantly accepts the fact that "Bud the Stud" is, in fact, good for business. Her other neighbor is a retired chemist who had developed a blue pill called "Venusia" to increase the libido of menopausal women. The women mix up Bud's Viagra pills with the Venusia, and we soon discover that it has a strange effect on men: it gives them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes, mood swings, weaping and irritability!

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TICKET INFORMATION

Adults $25

Seniors (62+) $23

Students (13+) $20

Children (12 and under) $12

$1.00 of each ticket will be designated to the Building Preservation Fund.

Tickets purchased before opening night receive a $2.00 discount per ticket.

MEMBER BENEFIT

Members receive an additional $3.00 off per ticket ($2.00 for student & children tickets) when purchased two weeks prior to Opening NIght and $2.00 per ticket after Opening NIght.