Robin of Loxley took a vow of "celibacy" before leaving his betrothed behind to go "a-Waring" against the turks. While he has been gone things have gone horribly awry. Not only has he been locked up in prison after escaping a Jerusalem prison, the evil Prince John has confiscated his family estate, and is abusing the citizenry, the clergy has developed an alcohol problem, and the forest is full of "merry men" dancing and singing around in tights 2 sizes too small for their .... ahem ... appendages. Maid Marion enlists her friends, GRAND MASTER BLINKIN, his "friend" Will Scarlett O'Hara and Not so-little - LITTLE John to help regain order. Maid Marian hopes to put things right before Robin gets home, but her chastity belt may prove a challenge. Who has the DAMNED KEY!?