Written by Neil Simon
Directed by Peter Colletto

Neil Simon returned to laugh-out-loud comedy in this 1988 farce which finds us at a dinner party in which the first guests discover the hostess is missing and the host upstairs with a superficial gunshot wound. To prevent a scandal, the first couple hides this situation from the second, and they hide it from the third, all the way down the line. Filled with half-prepared meals, car accidents, marital affairs, slapstick pratfalls, back spasms, mistaken identities and illogical alibis...and that's just Act One! These hilarious rumor-based circumstances provide an evening that is "...loud, raucous, fast-paced, witty and pretty much over the top from curtain to curtain." NEWS TRIBUNE

May 4 – June 2, 2019
Fridays/Saturdays at 8pm ($21)
Sundays at 2pm ($17)
** No performances May 12 and May 24-26


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Friday/Saturday: $21
Sunday: $17

Please be considerate of your fellow ticket buyers and try not to leave a single seat in a row.

Depending on the performance, the following seats are held to accommodate people with disabilities who can transfer into the seat. - Row K, Seats 1&2, Row B, Seats 1&2, Row E, Seats 1&2 or Row H, Seats 1&2. They can be purchased by calling the box office at 201-261-4200. These seats will be released for public sale two weeks prior to performance.

NOTE: This show contains Adult Language and Situtations