An Asheville Holiday staple!

An ideal family celebrates the holidays with booze, sex, recreational drug use, and a complete lack of shame or propriety: The Bernsteins.
Our popular Bernstein Family Christmas Spectacular just about sells out for every performance, every year! Surely, you don’t want to find yourself wondering how to get those tickets at the last minute. Do you? Don’t be a schmuck. Get your tickets early!

November 29 - December 15, 2018

First Weekend: Thursday - Saturday at 7:30pm

Other Weekends: Thursdays at 7:30pm

Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm and 10:00pm

Please select a performance
Thu, Dec 13th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
*See below
Fri, Dec 14th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
*See below
Fri, Dec 14th, 2018 at 10:00 pm
*See below
Sat, Dec 15th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
*See below
Sat, Dec 15th, 2018 at 10:00 pm
*This show has only wheelchair and/or specifically held seats available. Please call the box office at (828) 239-9250 if you have any questions. The wheelchair positions should not be selected by patrons who are not using wheelchairs.  

General Admission - $27
($25 + $2 tax and service fee)