THE BERNSTEIN FAMILY CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR

An Asheville Holiday staple!

An ideal family celebrates the holidays with booze, sex, recreational drug use, and a complete lack of shame or propriety: The Bernsteins.
Our popular Bernstein Family Christmas Spectacular just about sells out for every performance, every year! Surely, you don’t want to find yourself wondering how to get those tickets at the last minute. Do you? Don’t be a schmuck. Get your tickets early!

November 29 - December 15, 2018

First Weekend: Thursday - Saturday at 7:30pm

Other Weekends: Thursdays at 7:30pm

Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm and 10:00pm

Please select a performance
Thu, Nov 29th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Nov 30th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 1st, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Thu, Dec 6th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 7th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 7th, 2018 at 10:00 pm
Sat, Dec 8th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 8th, 2018 at 10:00 pm
Thu, Dec 13th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 14th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Fri, Dec 14th, 2018 at 10:00 pm
Sat, Dec 15th, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec 15th, 2018 at 10:00 pm
 
 

General Admission - $27
($25 + $2 tax and service fee)