The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Book by Larry L. King & Peter Masterson, Music and Lyrics by Carol Hall

A CWP Mainstage Musical Production

Directed by Ashley Ryan Lord

February 15th through March, 9th, 2019

Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm, Sundays at 3 pm

This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello, until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.

Adult language and subject matter.

Presented with the support of the Arts Council of Hillsborough County and the Hillsborough County Board of County Commissioners.

Please select a performance
Fri, Feb 15th, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sat, Feb 16th, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sun, Feb 17th, 2019 at 3:00 pm
Fri, Feb 22nd, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sat, Feb 23rd, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sun, Feb 24th, 2019 at 3:00 pm
Fri, Mar 1st, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sat, Mar 2nd, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sun, Mar 3rd, 2019 at 3:00 pm
Fri, Mar 8th, 2019 at 8:00 pm
Sat, Mar 9th, 2019 at 8:00 pm
 
 

Take Advantage of our Early Bird Pricing for the BEST price possible! Book by 1/14/19 to get Early Bird Pricing:

Early Bird, 9 or less tickets, Adult: $22.95 each

Early Bird, 9 or less tickets, Student, Senior, Military, CABA: $20.40 each

Early Bird Group, 10 or more tickets, purchased in same transaction, all ages: $19.55 each

Regular, 9 or less tickets, Adult: $27.00 each

Regular, 9 or less tickets, Student, Senior, Military, CABA: $24.00 each

Regular, Group, 10 or more tickets, purchased in same transaction, all ages: $23.00 each

Optional Add-Ons:

Purchase "First Choice Seating" for an additional $6 per person and receive priority admission to seating ahead of other patrons! Must arrive no later than 30 minutes prior to showtime.

Co-Sponsor this performance for $25 to show your support for the arts! Your name will be announced in our curtain speech and you will help Carrollwood Players Theatre continue to be Tampa's leading non-profit community theatre!

Ticketing and Seating Policies

All sales are final. We regret we are unable to refund any tickets.

Subject to availability, tickets may be exchanged for a future performance of the same show when requested at least 24 hours prior to the original ticketed performance. Please email boxoffice@carrollwoodplayers.org to request the new date. A change fee of $3 per order applies

Individual seating for all performances and events is general admisson unless otherwise indicated at time of purchase. Reserved seats are available for season ticket holders and groups of 10 or more only.

Accessible seating is available on a limited basis for disabled patrons. Please indicate any special needs at time of purchase, or email boxoffice@carrollwoodplayers.org to request accessible seating.

The Box Office opens one hour prior to showtime. Seating commences approximately 30 minutes prior to showtime.

PLEASE NOTE: Your seat is only guaranteed until showtime. We reserve the right to resell seats not claimed by showtime, and we regret we are unable to refund unused tickets. Please be prompt!

If you have purchased optional "First Choice Seating," please arrive no later than 30 minutes prior to showtime to take advantage of your priority seating.

Rush Tickets:

Rush tickets will be available for each Carrollwood Players production where tickets are still available 10 minutes before the performance starts. Rush prices are 50% off the normal ticket price.

Eligible patrons who desire Rush Tickets will be placed on a list in the order they arrive at the theater. The list will not be started until the box office officially opens.

ELIGIBLE PATRONS (ID REQUIRED)
Students
Teachers
Law Enforcement Officers
Fire & Rescue Officers
Active Duty Military

Each rush eligible patron may purchase up to two tickets per ID. Patrons must be present to make a purchase.

Patrons must request Rush Tickets verbally, as the box office volunteer will not automatically sell Rush Tickets, regardless of the time a purchaser makes a purchase.

Please note: Musicals are not included in 6 pack season tickets.