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Written by James Kirkwood, Jr.
Directed by MIchael Page

DATES:
Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays
May 3 - 18, 2019
8 PM Curtain

LOCATION:
Gunston Theatre Two
2700 South Lang Street
Arlington, VA

In the West Village of Manhattan, Jimmy Zoole, a thirty-ish actor is having a run of bad luck. He's been robbed twice (they even took the only copy of his first novel), fired from a play, has a cat on the critical list, a girl friend who's leaving, and he discovers a burglar hiding in his loft. To avenge his life, he ties "Vito" to the kitchen sink and keeps him prisoner over the long New Year's Eve.

"A darkly hued comedy...Raunchily funny. Wonderful show-biz dialogue that crackles." - L.A. Free Press

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