Drinking Habits

By Tom Smith

Directed by Bryar Freed-Golden

Accusations, mistaken identities, and romances run wild in this traditional, laugh-out-loud farce. Two nuns at the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing have been secretly making wine to keep the convent's doors open, but Paul and Sally, reporters and former fiancées, are hot on their trail. They go undercover as a nun and priest, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia throughout the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. Wine and secrets are inevitably spilled as everyone tries to preserve the convent and reconnect with lost loves.


Produced by special arrangement with Playscripts, Inc. (www.playscripts.com)

May 16-June 8, 2025

Content Information: This production includes depictions of alcohol use, intoxication, intimacy in the form of kissing, and family loss

Run Time: This production is anticipated to be 2 hours, including a 15-minute intermission

This show is sold out for online sales. There MAY be seats available at the door the day of the show.

Join us for a staged reading of Age of Sail written by James Lyle and directed by Aidyn Stevens. Part of the FIRST DRAFT staged reading series presented by the Edmonds Driftwood Players and Driftwood After Dark.

Synopsis: In 1815 a British navy ship encounters an alien spaceship in the South Pacific. Its captain, Pandora, demands a dialog with both the “highest” and the “lowest”—meaning the British ship’s captain, James Arkwright, and its chicken-keeper, a freedman called Jemmy Ducks. Pandora intends to negotiate the surrender of Earth in order to establish an age of liberty and equality among humans. Meanwhile, in an altered present day, the same Pandora meets with Jemison Arkwright, captain of a spacefaring vessel on the planet Jupiter. Pandora wants this Arkwright to capture the leader of an underground movement seeking to free Earth from the aliens’ dominion. The action moves between time periods, as two generations of humans test the limits of freedom and resistance.

Expected Run Time: 75 minutes, with no intermission. A Playwright Feedback session will be held after the reading and is encouraged but optional to stay and participate.

Content Info: adult language, discussion of colonialism, slavery, and political violence.

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Please join us for our 14th Annual Festival of Shorts! The festival this year will be presented in five performances June 26-29, 2025, featuring eight shorts finalists that include multiple directors and casts.

Our volunteer readers and judges are local Seattle-area theatre lovers and playwrights. To keep the process as fair as possible, our readers are given blind copies of script submissions for judging. Our annual playwriting festival provides an opportunity for playwrights to have their works brought to life on stage, as well as gain recognition and potential awards. Some past winners have later been developed into full-length award-winning plays! After the closing performance, we will announce the playwright winners for: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place Judges’ Awards and Overall Audience Favorite.

Theme: “CROSSROADS: a choice or event that changed courses.”

Content Warning: This production contains some mild adult themes and is best suited for ages teen+

Run Time: Approximately 2 hours, plus a 15-minute intermission

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Join us to see the magic that our Missoula Children's Theatre campers have created during their Education camp!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Written and Conceived by Jim Caron
Music Written and Arranged by Michael McGill
Additional Music by Don Collins
Additional Dialogue by Jeff Hall and Matt Loehrke

A young princess named Show White finds herself in peril when her step-mother, the Queen, is told by her Magic Mirror that the princess is fairer than she! Aided by her two Henchmen and a band of evil Bats, the Queen plots to get rid of Snow White. Snow White escapes from the Queen and from the Black Forest Creatures with help from Witless the Woodsman, and finds a home with the Seven Dwarfs. When the Queen learns of Snow White’s whereabouts, she attempts to poison Snow White. But the Queen’s evil plans are thwarted when Snow White’s fearless Forest Friends, her father King Backwards, the Seven Dwarfs and the Prince come to her rescue.

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