HART Theatre
Theatre in the heart of the city

Happy Hollandaise!

By Tim Koenig
Directed by Mark Putnam

All Claire Finley wants is the perfect Christmas. She’s hired the celebrated gourmet chef Vilma Hasenpfeffer to prepare her famous Hasenpfeffer Hollandaise Sauce for her dinner guests — the new vicar and his very pregnant wife, Mary. Unfortunately, however, the chef is late, the guests are early and there are burglars loose in the neighborhood. To top it all off, Claire’s father has been hit on the head (with the crèche, no less!) and thinks he’s the leading man in all of the West End theatre productions of the last 30 years! With the help of her quirky brother George, Claire tries to keep everything together as it continues to unravel in this sidesplitting British farce reminiscent of Arsenic and Old Lace.

Performing Dec. 11 - 20, 2015

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Valentine Benefit: An Evening of Love

The calendar was kind to HART this year because it allowed us to schedule our annual benefit on the day before Valentine's.

Auctions, entertainment, good food and lots of chocolate! Special pricing for couples at just $60. $35 for individuals but we hope you don't have to come alone.

The house opens at 6:15 pm for the silent auction and food.

Feb. 13, 2016 (Saturday)

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Women and Wallace

By Jonathan Marc Sherman
Directed by Eric Lonergan

A contemporary play that follows the highs and lows of one boy’s life from the second grade to his first year of college and his often comical attemps to come to terms with life, loss and the oposite sex.

 Performing Feb. 19 - 28, 2016

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Spring Storytelling Benefit

March 12 is right after Valentine's Day so our very own professional storyteller, Batya Podos, will amaze you with stories of love and romance and thoughts of spring. It is also a HART benefit evening complete with drinks, hor d'oeuvres and a silent auction before the show. 

Performing March 12, 2016. Doors open at 6:15 pm for the beginning of the silent auction and serving of food. The performance begins at 7:30 pm.

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Becky's New Car

By Stephen Dietz
Directed by Dorinda Toner

Have you ever been tempted to flee your own life? Becky Foster is caught in middle age, middle management and in a middling marriage—with no prospects for change on the horizon. Then one night a socially inept and grief-struck millionaire stumbles into the car dealership where Becky works. Becky is offered nothing short of a new life…and the audience is offered a chance to ride shotgun in a way that most plays wouldn't dare. BECKY'S NEW CAR is a thoroughly original comedy with serious overtones, a devious and delightful romp down the road not taken.

 Performing March 18 - April, 3, 2016

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

By Tom Stoppard
Directed by Peter Stein

The play concerns the misadventures and musings of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, two minor characters from William Shakespeare's Hamlet who are childhood friends of the prince, focusing on their actions with the events of Hamlet as background. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is structured as the inverse ofHamlet; the title characters are the leads, not supporting players, and Hamlet himself has only a small part. The duo appears on stage here when they are off-stage in Shakespeare's play, with the exception of a few short scenes in which the dramatic events of both plays coincide. In Hamlet, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are used by the King in an attempt to discover Hamlet's motives and to plot against him. Hamlet, however, mocks them derisively and outwits them, so that they, rather than he, are executed in the end. Thus, from Rosencrantz's and Guildenstern's perspective, the action in Hamlet is largely nonsensical and comical.

 Performing May 27 - June, 19, 2016

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Ticket Pricing for 2015-2016 Season

Adults $15
Seniors $13 (60+)
Students/Child $11

Adults $17
Seniors $15 (60+)
Students/Child $13

Groups (10 or more) $2 off each ticket

(Box office is open 1 hour before the show)

Show Times: Fridays & Saturdays 7:30pm, Sundays 2:00pm

HART business office hours are Mondays & Fridays 2 to 4 pm.


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