Magnolia Arts Center proudly (well, sorta…kinda) presents

The 2024 Miss Cast Womanless Beauty Pageant

Saturday, September 28 @ 7:30 p.m.

A multitude of the oddest contestants vying for the title of Miss Cast 2024.

Come see our group of “lovelies” as they vie for the title iof Miss Cast 2024:

• Evening Gown (you just try finding size 12 heels)
• Talent (performed by those who have little to none)
• On-stage interview (by those wondering how they got talked into this)

Join us for a night of complete and utter silliness as these men bravely face the laughter as they fight it out for the uncoveted title of Miss Cast 2024.

You Won’t Believe Your Eyes!

All tickets $15

Held at Magnolia Arts Center on 14th Street

“You may be an undigested bit of beef, for example, or a blob of mustard. A crumb of cheese or a fragment of an underdone potato. I’d say there’s more gravy than graveyard about you!” The miserly Ebenezer Scrooge is convinced that he's suffering from indigestion when faced with the ghost of his late business partner, Jacob Marley…and that’s just for starters!
This musical adaption of Charles Dicken’s famous novel features diverse musical styles (rock, country, gospel, polka) and varied uses of wording and language that spans from one century to the next. All the beloved (and reviled) characters show up as Scrooge learns the true meaning of Christmas.
The words and lyrics of Ebenezer – A Christmas Carol come to life from the creative imagination of North Carolina playwright Frank P. Trimble. The audience will be delighted with the wonderful choreography and unexpected comedic turns in this delightful adaptation.
Make your Christmas even brighter with this wonderful production!

Performances:

December 4-8 & December 11-14