PROSE & CONSEQUENCES

FRIDAY, JULY 11

SATURDAY, JULY 12

MURDER MYSTERY & DINNER

Well-known celebrity author Clover Carmichael is hosting her first annual Lucky Leaf Book Club Retreat! Be-Leafers from all across the country are invited to come make new friends and discuss books. However, Clover's secret past is about to catch up to her when guests arrrive, each with a secret of their own. 

Prose & Consequences is an interactive, improv murder mystery, where all guests are encouraged to take part in the party and solve the mysteries for themselves.

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Summer Camp

August 1 and 2, 2025

Welcome to Camp Improv where campers and camp counselors are here to entertain you with some late summer laughter! The N.I.T.W.I.T.S. and LUNATICS are delighted to kick off our 2025-2026 improv season with our summer workshop graduation show, and you’re all invited to join familiar favorites and fresh faces around the campfire!

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Pride and Prejudice

based on the novel by Jane Austen

August 7-10, 14-17, and 21-24, 2025

The outspoken Lizzy Bennet is determined never to marry, despite mounting pressure from society. But can she resist love, especially when that vaguely handsome, mildly amusing, and impossibly aggravating Mr. Darcy keeps popping up at every turn? Because what turns us into greater fools more than the high stakes game of love?

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Field Trip

September 5 and 6, 2025

Our N.I.T.W.I.T.S. are children at heart, and for this show, we're taking those kids on a field trip! Watch them explore a museum of the mind, scampering around and touching things, exactly what you're not supposed to do in a museum. If they manage not to shatter everything in sight, we bet they'll still crack . . . you up!

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The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomen's Guild Dramatic Society

MURDER MYSTERY

by David McGillravey and Walter Zerlin, Jr.

September 11-14, 18-21, and 25-28, 2025

This is a comedy play where a group of amateur actors, known for their comedic mishaps and poor acting skills, attempt to perform a murder mystery play called "Murder at Checkmate Manor," with hilarious results due to forgotten lines, collapsing scenery, and general chaos, all while trying to maintain the illusion of a proper theatrical production.

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Spooky Season

October 3 and 4, 2025

Jeepers Creepers! Bring your peepers to see a delightfully haunting show that will bring your fears to a hysterical life or a haunting conclusion.

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The Werewolf's Curse or Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

by Billy St. John

October 16-19, 23-26, and 30-Nov 2, 2025

Poor Harry Pate! An American student at the University of Lipsync in Rumania, he is bitten by a werewolf cub while on a field trip. During the full moon, Harry sprouts hair and craves rare roast beef, to the dismay of his vegetarian fiancee. So it's off to Dr. Frank Einstein's castle to consult Madam Clara Voyant. This spoof of 1930s horror movies also features a mummy, a vampire, and more!

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: A Very N.I.T.W.I.T.S. Holiday Special

November 21 and 22, 2025

It’s beginning to look a lot like N.I.T.W.I.T.S. this holiday season! Invite your friends and family to gather together for a night of singing, dancing, and laughter with the N.I.T.W.I.T.S. crew. Find out which of the N.I.T.W.I.T.S. have been nice and which have been naughty in this one-of-a-kind show that you won’t want to miss!

Come dressed in your favorite holiday apparel and let the laughs keep you warm.

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A Christmas Story

December 4-7, 11-14, and 18-21, 2025

The timeless classic, A Christmas Carol, tells the story of Ebenezer Scrooge, a miserly old man who despises Christmas, and his transformative journey after being visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the ghost of his former business partner, Jacob Marley, and the spirits of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Yet to Come; these spirits force Scrooge to confront his past actions, the current joy of Christmas, and the bleak future that awaits him if he doesn't change his ways, ultimately leading him to embrace generosity and the holiday spirit.

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.:  Decades

January 9 and 10, 2026

Join us for some timeless improv treats! The N.I.T.W.I.T.S. will take you with them as they tell zany tales that span the ages!

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Didn't See That Coming

by Mark Harvey Levine

February 5-8. 12-15, and 19-22, 2026

This series of eight short plays explore various unexpected twists and turns in the lives of ordinary people, including friends, lovers, and even superheroes, often incorporating humore and heartwarming moments while tackling relatable themes that leave the audience surprised and emotionally engaged.

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Survival Island

February 27 and 28, 2026

Join the N.I.T.W.I.T.S. as they play for their lives in hopes to survive the improv elements in this fifth installment of N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Survival Island!

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Hollywood Arms

by Carrie Hamilton and Carol Burnett

March 5-8, 12-15, and 19-22, 2026

Based on Carol Burnett's memoir, One More Time, this play is set in California in 1941 and 1951. It is the funny but moving story of three generations of women living on welfare in a one room apartment, one block north of Hollywood Boulevard. The cast of characters includes a tough but tender Christian Scientist grandmother, a beautiful mother struggling to be a writer, and a young girl who escapes to the roof of their rundown apartment, where she creates her own magical world at the foot of Hollywood Hills.

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Detective Agency

March 27 and 28, 2026

Put on your detective hats. Pack your magnifying glass. Call your Watson. Rev up your Mystery Machine. It’s time to help the gang solve some mysteries with N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Detective Agency!

Only you can help us put the clues together when mischief is afoot!

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Variety Show

April 17 and 18, 2026

Join your favorite local stooges for an evening of comedy and fun! The N.I.T.W.I.T.S. are ready to flex their comedic muscles as they prepare to dazzle with improv games, sketch comedy, musical performances, and more!

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She Loves Me

book by Joe Masteroff, music by Jerry Bock, and lyrics by Sheldon Harnick

May 1-4, 8-11, and 15-18, 2026

Set in a 1930s European perfumery, shop clerks Amalia and Georg often don't see eye to eye. They fall head-over-heels for the anonymous writers of letters they exchange with each other after answering a "lonely heart advertisement" in the newspaper. Eventually -- after many twists and turns -- Amalia and Georg discover the identity of their true loves!

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N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Roulette

May 29 and 30, 2026

Luck! Wheel spinning! Losing your life savings to a goat playing poker! Ok, maybe not that third one… Join N.I.T.W.I.T.S. on May 29 and 30, for a thrilling season finale to the improv season: N.I.T.W.I.T.S.: Roulette!

Our players will be performing improv games each night they won’t even know till you do! Randomly selected with YOUR help from a pool of all our season’s previous shows! There will be laughs! (probably) tears! (definitely) and two nights of randomized greatness you won’t want to miss!

So ante in ten dollars at the door or online, and come take a gamble with our N.I.T.W.I.T.S.!

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