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Santa After Hours 2015: The Wreck-oning

by The Usual Gang of Idiots
Directed by Bob Smith and Carolyn Choe
December 4 - 19

The miscreants who've sullied each of the last six holiday seasons are back with another show to amuse, frighten, and perhaps disgust their audiences. Leave the kids at home, and enjoy late night fare guaranteed to replace your brain's good wholesome family cheer with our disturbing and hilarious take on the holidays.

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A Dicken's Christmas Carol: A Traveling Travesty in Two Tumultuous Acts

by Mark Landon Smith
Directed by Jeffery Bigger
December 11 - 20

The Styckes-Upon-Thump Repertory Company embarks on their fifteenth annual tour of the Dickens classic. When the company's diva feigns illness, this merry troupe of over-the-hill and upstart actors carry on without her. The understudy finds herself on stage knowing only one line of dialogue. Her parts are written in and on almost everything, including the Christmas pudding! Midway through the doomed performance, the diva rushes in to reclaim her role. Total mayhem ensues as the company scrambles to keep the show going while everything goes hilariously wrong.

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Merely Players Presents: God of Carnage

by Yasmine Reza Directed by Joanie McElroy

What happens when two sets of parents meet up to deal with the unruly behavior of their children? A calm and rational debate between grown-ups about the need to teach kids how to behave properly? Or a hysterical night of name-calling, tantrums, and tears before bedtime?
Christopher Hampton's translation of Yasmina Reza's sharp-edged new play The God of Carnage premiered at Wyndham's Theatre, London, in March 2008 and at Bernard B. Jacobs Theater, New York City, in March 2009. The International Herald Tribune calls it "an expert piece of stagecraft, and savagely funny."

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The Spins

by Sara Crawford
Directed by Julian Verner
January 22-31

Music always sounds better on vinyl, and the spinning of a record on a turntable is echoed by the drunken emotional vertigo of a young woman haunted by the death of her musician brother. Written by Creative Loafing’s 2010 Reader’s Choice for Best Local Songwriter, this play was a finalist in the 2011 Essential Theatre Playwriting Award competition.

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Two Rooms

by Sara Crawford
Directed by Joel Coady
February 12 -27

An American professor at a university in Beirut is captured by a militant faction and held in a tiny cell for three years. Back in the United States, his wife has "cleansed" his former office by removing everything from it. She spends most of her time there to share in his experience as much as she can. She is torn between a journalist intent to tell her story to the public and a State Department official who wants to keep her quiet. As events in the Middle East spin out of everyone's control, everyone tries to do their best to manage the situation to bring Michael back to the United Stages, but each have their own interests at stake.

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The Library

by Scott Z. Burns
Directed by Zip Rampy
March 4 - 19

After Caitlin Gabriel survives a deadly shooting at her high school, she struggles to tell her story to her parents, the authorities and anyone who will listen. But there are other narratives that gain purchase in the media and paint her in a different light. Out of Box brings this bold and chilling regional premiere to its stage. Written by acclaimed writer Scott Z. Burns (Side Effects, Contagion, The Bourne Ultimatum), The Library asks us to examine our relationship to the truth and the lies that claim to heal us.

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Good People

by David Lindsay-Abaire
Directed by Carolyn Choe
April 8 - 23

You’ve just run into your high school sweetheart. Lucky you. Margie, a tough middle-aged “Southie” from the wrong part of Boston, loses her job and is one Bingo game away from homelessness. In reaching out to an old flame from her youth—now a successful doctor—Margie risks all as she tries to find a fresh start. Will Margie’s luck finally change for the better? An insightful comedy of class and culture, this Broadway hit is darkly funny and surprisingly touching.

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The Kitchen Witches

by Caroline Smith
Directed by George Canady
May 6 - 21

Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two "mature" cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for 30 years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly's long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly's dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel's, it's a losing battle, and the show becomes a rating smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!

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Rapture, Blister, Burn

by Gina Gionfriddo
Directed by George Canady
June 10 - 25

Three generations of women share their raucous and refreshing approaches to navigating work, love and family. Rock star academic Catherine envies her friend Gwen who finds her domestic responsibilities less than satisfying. Meanwhile the witty and wry student Avery wonders whether she has more in common with Catherine's aging mother than any of today's modern feminists. This new comedy takes a sharp look at how women, and men, find happiness and conquer disappointment.

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