A Rock Sails By by Sean Grennan

Astrophysicist Dr. Lynn Cummings has always believed in science over faith in the unknown. But now that her life is changing, the certainty that was once a source of comfort has become a source of emptiness. When an unidentified flying object is sighted heading toward Earth, she grants an interview to a journalist who misquotes her. With her credibility on the line, she invites him to witness the object as it comes closest to the Earth with her. Dr. Cummings hopes it will pass without incident, but there is no telling what she will discover beyond the stars.

Director: Scott Rooney

Producer: Sally Johnston and Janny Hughes

April 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, 12 at 7:30pm

April 6, 13 at 2pm

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Disney's 101 Dalmatians Kids

Pet owners, Roger and Anita, live happily in London with their Dalmatians, Pongo and Perdita, stalwart dogs devoted to raising their puppies. Everything is quiet until Anita's former classmate, the monstrous Cruella De Vil, plots to steal the puppies for her new fur coat. The Dalmatians rally all the dogs of London for a daring rescue of the puppies from Cruella and her bumbling henchmen.

Director: Ben Shalley

Choreographer: Caileigh McDonald

Music Director: Beau Stasiuk

Romeo and Juliet or The Old "You-Know-I-Really-Love-You-But-My-Father-Really-Hates-You" Blues

By Nancy Linehan Charles. From William Shakespeare

Teenagers. What are ya gonna do. They fall in love at the drop of a hat—always with the very person Mom and Dad can't stand. And in the case of Romeo Montague and Juliette Capulet, their families have hated one another for as long as anyone can remember. Except …no one actually remembers why. Grownups act that way sometimes, huh. This fast-paced adaptation of Shakespeare's play tracks the star-crossed lovers and their cross-purposed families through the tumbling courtship to its tragic conclusion—storytellers firing off comments about premature marriages and the folly of old men at war. A perfect landscape for boisterous swordfights and gender-bending casting. Girls play boys with pointed reminders to the audience of all-male casting in Elizabethan times. Payback, say the storytellers. The audience is prodded to stop the tragedy at several points, but alas, too late. The conclusion? Violence is a stupid choice so mend your fences before you hit the parking lot.

Director: Pam Morris

May 2, 3 at 7pm

May 3, 4 at 2pm

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Life of Leisure - Derek Seguin

"Canada's Top Comic" ... Sirius XM

"Undeniably, One of Canada's Hottest Comedians" ... CBC

Derek Seguin's "Life of Leisure" tour. 18+ Adult content. Derek is one of the most sought after stand-up comedians on the international circuit. He has performed at the prestigious invitation-only Just For Laughs festival an impressive 11 times as well as appearing numerous times at every other major festival in the country, making several television appearances along the way.

At a past Just for Laughs festival, GQ Magazine's Comedy Editor reported about JFL that: "Montreal-comic Derek Seguin stole one of the most star-studded gala shows last year from host Whitney Cummings. This year, he appeared in The Nasty Show and proceeded to steal that too. A true star and Montreal's pride and joy."

The Montreal Gazette enthused that: "Derek Seguin earned a standing ovation for his set during the ninth Just for Laughs gala ... had me gasping for air, I was laughing so hard at the detailing of his second date with his Newfoundland girlfriend. ... What made it great, however, was not the boldness of his material but that he described it all in such childlike wonder. Brilliant." He has also appeared on CBC Radio's, "The Debaters" more than forty times and is one of the show's fan favourites. Undeniably one of Canada's hottest comedians, he fittingly walked away with the top prize of Sirius XM's Canada's Top Comic competition a few years ago; a contest that spanned the entire country with finalists from every major city.

In March 2021, it was announced that Derek's latest Album, "PanDerek - 1st Wave" had been nominated for a Juno award. Yet another milestone in an illustrious and hilarious career. Whether he's ragging on politics or describing life with his children, he brings us into his perspective without preaching any selfish point of view. His undeniable charm makes him simply fun to watch and listen to and is in large part why he is one of Canada's most "in demand" comedians. The quintessential performer, Derek is a stand-up comedian, actor, host, narrator, voice actor and most importantly, father of 3 beautiful children... and all this, in both English and French (especially the "papa" part). A consummate professional, Derek is at home on stage in a comedy club, conference centre, theatre, arena, school or arts centre. He tailors his sets for all audiences and can work clean or filthy. There is no evening that won't be livened up by the addition of Derek's natural charm, honed comedic genius and warm, witty banter.

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May 9, 2025

7:30pm

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The Spongebob Musical

Based on the series by Stephen Hillenburg
Book by Kyle Jarrow
Musical Production Conceived by Tina Landau

Plunge into this stunning all-singing, all-dancing, dynamic stage show! When the citizens of Bikini Bottom discover that a volcano will soon erupt and destroy their humble home, SpongeBob and his friends must come together to save the fate of their undersea world. With lives hanging in the balance and all hope lost, a most unexpected hero rises up. The power of optimism really can save the world!

The SpongeBob Musical is based on the beloved animated series created by Stephen Hillenburg and features a book by Kyle Jarrow, with original songs by Yolanda Adams, Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith, Sara Bareilles, Jonathan Coulton, Alexander Ebert of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, The Flaming Lips, Lady A, Cyndi Lauper, John Legend, Panic! At the Disco, Plain White T’s, They Might Be Giants and T.I., and songs by David Bowie, Tom Kenny and Andy Paley. Additional lyrics are by Jonathan Coulton, with additional music by Tom Kitt. The musical production was conceived by Tina Landau.

Director: Sydney Brockway

Music Director: Chuck Baxter

Choreographer: Bailey Thibodeau

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THE BEATLE BAND

Transport yourself back to the golden era of The Fab Four as The Beatle Band accurately recreates the excitement and energy of The Beatles' touring years, the studio-era repertoire of Sgt. Pepper, through to the historic sounds of Abbey Road.

What sets The Beatle Band apart is their unwavering commitment to authenticity. Every note, every beat is performed live, without relying on any recorded backing tracks. Immerse yourself in the meticulous attention to detail they bring to the table, from faithfully crafted song arrangements to meticulously replicated costumes and gear.

Regardless of your age, The Beatle Band guarantees an unforgettable experience for all. Prepare to be enthralled as they transport you to the pinnacle of musical artistry. Don't miss out on this must-see entertainment extravaganza! Secure your tickets now and be part of an extraordinary journey. Indeed, "A splendid time is guaranteed for all!"

Learn more at: https://thebeatleband.ca

Saturday, June 7, 2025

7:30pm

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