VANITIES

Mainstage

A bittersweet comedy that is an astute, snapshot sharp chronicle of the lives of three Texas girls. In 1963, Joanne, Kathy, and Mary are aggressively vivacious cheerleaders. Five years later in their college sorority house, they are confronting their futures with nervous jauntiness. In 1974, they reunite briefly in New York. Their lives have diverged their friendship, which once thrived on assumption as well coordinated as sweater sets, is strained and ambiguous. Old time banter rings false. Their attempts at honest conversation only show they can no longer afford to have very much in common.


"Unnervingly funny...Fast moving, sneakily stinging dialogue." - Newsweek


"Uncommonly attractive." - New York Magazine


March 12th - April 18th

Please select a performance
Fri, Mar 12th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Sat, Mar 13th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Sun, Mar 21st, 2021 at 1:00 pm
Fri, Mar 26th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Sat, Mar 27th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Fri, Apr 16th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Sat, Apr 17th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
Sun, Apr 18th, 2021 at 6:00 pm
 
 

  • Adult: $59.50
  • Child (5 - 12): $49.50
  • Military: $53.50 (member only)
  • First Responder: $53.50 (Police, Fire, EMS responder only)
  • Exposure to COVID-19 is an inherent risk in any public location where people are present; we cannot guarantee you will not be exposed during your visit.
  • All sales are final. There are no cancellations, refunds, or exchanges.
  • Ticket price includes Dinner & Show and coffee, tea, and iced tea. Bar tab and gratuity are not included.
  • CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 5 WILL NOT BE ADMITTED TO MAINSTAGE PRODUCTIONS.
  • All tickets subject to a $2.00 order fee.