2024 Annual Production:
The Sword and the Stoner

January 26 – April 5, 2024

Our story begins once upon a time, in a magical medieval kingdom named Prussia, home of Alex Longsword the Third and a Half: The King of Prussia. After being diagnosed with an unknown and incurable illness, Alex sets off on a quest to slay a dragon and become a legend. He is accompanied by Sigmund, a geriatric knight pulled out of retirement for one last quest, and Ashtray, a talking horse who would rather be anywhere else. On their journey, our heroes confront evil wizards, negotiate safe passage through the realm of Snow White’s dwarves, and claim a Sword in a Stone. Will Alex slay the dragon? Is incest really that bad? Is “Bridge Troll” an economically viable job? Find out in Mask and Wig’s 135th Annual Production: The Sword and the Stoner!

Please select a performance:

All performances take place at our Philadelphia Clubhouse, unless otherwise noted


Pricing for shows at our Clubhouse

Adult Standard: $40
Student Standard: $15 (with valid student ID)

Adult Premium: $55
Student Premium: $25 (with valid student ID)

Premium seating is discounted to standard pricing for family members or Mask and Wig alumni purchasing with an eligible email address.

Group discounts of $3 per student ticket or $5 per adult ticket are automatically applied for parties of four or more students or seven or more adults. Group discounts only apply to tickets purchased in a single transaction.

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