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YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN THE WATER IS RUNNING

By Robert Anderson

Play consists of 4 - One Acts

THE SHOCK OF RECOGNITION breaks in on a difference of opinion between Jack Barnsable, and earnest young dramatist and Herb Miller, his matter-of-fact producer. A quarrel over taste develops, and a job-hunting actor Richard Pawling becomes involved.

THE FOOTSTEPS OF DOVES  George and Harriet, who have been wed for 25 years, come to a store to pick out a new bed or beds. Should they buy twin beds or a double? They don’t get much sales effort from the salesman. Into the discussion comes a young blonde, Jill who wants a big bed…because she is all alone.

I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS is light and humorous, but at its base it is serious and touching as it shows a mother and father discussing the sex education of their almost adult children.

I’M HERBERT is a sketch about two old, old people sitting on a porch in a pair of rocking chairs and talking. Just talking–and of course, they don’t know how funny they are.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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MARK ROM AND THE MAGIC ELIXIR BAND

Mark Rom & The Magic Elixir Band deliver their audiences fresh new original American Music, along with deep album cuts and classic soulful covers. Utilizing top local and national talent, each show brings you inside the studio, with premium quality sound, an intimate chill vibe, and a memorable musical experience for all ages.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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CLOWNING AROUND COMEDY SHOW

Clowning Around Comedy Show is a comedy circus where a carousel of Florida Comedy Network clowns invade Lemon Bay Playhouse once more! Don't worry about pies or seltzer bottles, but watch out for pithy punchlines that knock you out. Headlining the show is Greater Miami Stand-Up Comedy and Visani Last Comic Standing winner, William "Rock the House" Lewis. There's always a surprise or two in these adult, clean shows that always sell out early!

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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SLEEPING INDOORS

By Jim Holt

When literary reviewer Paul and his wife Nora invite a homeless man, Dwain, into their home for Christmas dinner, they don’t expect to be so charmed by him–or that his journal will be the incredible masterpiece that it is. As they exchange stories, pre-conceived notions are stripped away and true friendships develop. Can Dwain, whose art thrives in anonymity, be convinced to give up the only life he’s known for such comforts as sleeping indoors?

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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CHUCK GILLESPIE - MOON RIVER: THE ANDY WILLIAMS STORY

Moon River Tonight, the Andy Williams Story is a musical journey with stories of the life, career, and music of legend, Andy Williams. Through words, music and images, Chuck Gillespie weaves a tapestry, with timeless songs like Moon River, Theme from Love Story, The Days of Wine and Roses, Born Free, Exodus, and many more. Audiences love this Multi-Media Presentation.

“Moon River Tonight will entertain you completely”

“It’s one of the best shows I have ever seen, more than worthy of a Las Vegas stage!”

“It’s a gem of a show…worth seeing again and again!”

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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THE OUTSIDER

By Paul Slade Smith

Ned Newley doesn’t even want to be governor. He’s terrified of public speaking; his poll numbers are impressively bad. To his ever-supportive Chief of Staff, Ned seems destined to fail. But political consultant Arthur Vance sees things differently: Ned might be the worst candidate to ever run for office. Unless the public is looking for…the worst candidate to ever run for office. A timely and hilarious satire that skewers politics and celebrates democracy.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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JOHN TUFF AND FRIENDS

John Tuff and Friends make their eighth appearance on the LBP stage. This very talented group of musicians will provide the audience with a fantastic evening of music consisting of classic country hits of the past. Their performance will include classic country music of current and older country legends such as Johnny Cash, Hank Snow, Ernest Tubb, George Jones, Johnny Horton, and more. The emphasis is on old-time country music, the kind many of us grew up with on the family radio. This show will lift your spirits and bring you back to the old days. To a time when folks valued good music, good times, and pride in this great country of ours. If you appreciate this style of traditional country music, come and join us for this tribute to the country hits of the past. Shari Frink will add the classic music of the woman of country music, Rich Church will play terrific lead guitar and Cousin Minnie will make us feel like we are all visiting Grinders Switch.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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PAISLEY CRAZE

Paisley Craze is a five piece 60s Music Tribute Band from Sarasota, FL.  High energy, Rockadelic 60s music played by five rock musicians who lived the 60s music scene and still love it! These seasoned veterans of 60s music, were all raised on Rock & Roll and have made their life’s work bringing 60s music to the masses.  Our brand of rockadelic 60s music entertains across all age groups and these iconic hits are in the DNA of a large part of the American population. Their newest and best show ever is called “The Peace & Love Concert” with all the grooviest hits of the Woodstock era! Joplin, Hendrix, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Who, Santana, Joan Baez, Canned Heat, Alvin Lee, Country Joe & The Fish, Jefferson Airplane, Credence Clearwater Revival and many more! Paisley Craze has been working as a group for over six years. We love our work and can’t wait to bring you our brand of Rockadelic 60’s Music with “The Peace and Love Concert!” For more information check out the Paisley Craze website at WWW.PAISLEYCRAZE.COM.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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DINNER AT THE FLEMMINGS

By Sam Bobrick

At three separate dinner parties at the home of Henry Flemming, a fabulous private detective, several of his guests are mysteriously knocked off. In this comedy/mystery sequel to The Flemmings, Henry must try and figure out who is killing his guests before he and his wife have no friends left!

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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GID POOL COMEDY SHOW

Comedian Gid Pool is back by popular demand! His two previous shows were sell outs and this one will do the same. He comes to us after a repeat performance at the world’s largest comedy festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. His appearance on the Today Show garnered him an invitation to perform at the AARP National Convention in New Orleans. When he looks at the problems with male-female relations he may get into a bit of trouble with the women, so he’s bringing two special female comedians with him! His comedy is clean, funny, topical, and sometimes a bit irreverent. It’s also not to be missed. Jane Pauley said, “Gid could be the Pied Piper of the Baby Boomer Generation.” Come and find out why!

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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JIMMY MAZZ

Songs Across America is a fantastic musical journey and a tribute to the music from many of the cities and states that I’ve visited and performed in over the years. This highly entertaining and very musically diverse show starts right here near my hometown in Western Massachusetts and travels to New York City, New Jersey, Philly and Steubenville, Ohio, then it’s on to Motor City Detroit Michigan for a stop in Motown, on to Chicago, Branson, Las Vegas and out to Hollywood, California. You will be completely engaged as we make our way back east via the southern half of the country where you'll hear great songs that represent stops in the midwest like “Cottonwood Falls Kansas” (Ahhh, you may have to look this one up), Memphis, Nashville, Dollywood, and tropical Key West Florida. Then it’s all the way back up the east coast stopping in Georgia and Connecticut to end up in Boston. Covering many artists and different genre’s of music this show features sing-a-longs, Broadway, Crooners, Motown, Polka, slick Las Vegas showtunes, Hollywood movie themes, Country, sounds of the islands and of course, good ole’ Rock N’ Roll! Of course we will pay tribute to the king so this show is sure to bring back memories and create a new memory with an upbeat selection of songs from around our great country.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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THE AMATEUR KILLER

By Robert Scott

In this murder mystery thriller, Daniel is letting his personal history with Lucas affect their relationship. Daniel is directing the production of “Adieu” for the local Amateur Dramatic Society, but it’s his knowledge of Lucas’s affair with Natalie that will lead to murder.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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NOW AND THEN

By Sean Grennan

Sometimes what happens after last call just might change your life. One night in 1981, just as Jamie is closing the bar where he works, a desperate last-minute customer offers him and his girlfriend Abby two thousand dollars to sit and have a drink with him. As the trio swaps stories and Jamie considers the decisions he faces about his musical career and his future with his girlfriend, the young couple begins to realize that this older man is unusually invested in their choices…and the reason he gives them is completely unbelievable. When a displeased second stranger arrives, however, the unbelievable begins to look like it might be true. Now and Then is a heartfelt romantic comedy about the choices we make.

Reserved seat tickets are $25. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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Ticket Pricing:

Each Performance $23
 
Student with proper ID $18
(For season Plays only)

Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.
(For season Plays only)

Day Of Performance Ticket Sales are based on seat availability

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your tickets for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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