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| | A Bad Year for Tomatoes By John Patrick
Directed by Steve Black
Sept. 3 - Sept. 21, 2025
Fed up with the pressures and demands of her acting career, the famous Myra Marlowe leases a house in the tiny New England hamlet of Beaver Haven and settles down to write her autobiography. She successfully turns aside the offers pressed on her by her long-time agent, but dealing with her nosy, omnipresent neighbors is a different matter. In an attempt to shoo them away, and gain some privacy, Myra invents a mad, homicidal sister—who is kept locked in an upstairs room, but who occasionally escapes long enough to scare off uninvited visitors. The ruse works well, at first, but complications result when the local handyman develops an affection for "Sister Sadie" (really Myra in a fright wig) and some of the more officious ladies decide it is their Christian duty to save the poor demented Sadie's soul. In desperation, Myra announces that her imaginary sibling has suddenly gone off to Boston—which brings on the sheriff and the suspicion of murder!
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| | Pie in the Sky By Lawrence Thelen
Directed by Susana Falcon
Oct. 15 - Nov. 2, 2025
Dory and her mother, Margaret live together in a mobile home in Abilene, Texas. On one particular morning, Margaret awakes early with the overwhelming need to bake an apple pie. When the noise awakes Dory, she joins her mother, and together they assemble the pie and chat. The conversation starts out innocently enough, but it soon becomes clear that Margaret is attempting to tie up loose ends and put Dory’s life in better order before she departs this world. | Buy Tickets |
| | Gary Conrad
Saturday, November 8, 2025, 7:30 pm
Master comedy hypnotist Gary Conrad has been hypnotizing people and performing at comedy clubs around the country for 30 years. He's hilarious. | Buy Tickets |
| | Comedy Cruise Party Al Ernst
Saturday, November 15, 2025, 7:30pm
Come dressed for a tropical night of fun and comedy on the SS Lemon Bay. We’ll be helping you look your best from 6:30 to 7:15 in free pictures using our photo op props, so come early and bring your phone or camera! Once you’re on board at 7:30, it’s time for the Lemon Bay Playhouse version of that cruise ship classic “The Love and Marriage Game,” with your cruise activity director, Kathy McSteen. This “Fun and Friendship” contest features lucky couples, or friends and neighbors, playing together for prizes while the rest of the guests cheer them on. Then, top off the night with AL ERNST, Carnival Cruise Line Entertainer of the Year with over 30 network credits. Al is an international headliner whose adventures in life, love, travel, and medical clinics will have you rocking with laughter. | Buy Tickets |
| | A Christmas Tail By Joe Simonelli
Directed by Carol Warren
Dec. 3 - Dec. 21, 2025
A heartwarming story of a mystical cat, a little girl, and some holiday magic that occurs in a small butcher shop one Christmas Eve. When struggling butcher Ralph Minetti has nothing left to believe in, a little girl comes into his shop on Park Avenue in New York City to visit the bow tie wearing store cat, Gus. But Gus is no ordinary feline, for as Ralph tells little Amanda, every Christmas Eve Gus starts to talk. Will the magic be enough of an epiphany to change a bitter, disillusioned, middle aged butcher who hasn’t seen his own estranged daughter for five years and who owes money to both his suppliers and the mob?
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| | Kardenni Magician
Saturday, JAnuary 10, 2026, 7:30 pm
A Night of Magic with Kardenni
"Experience a unique blend of spellbinding illusions and captivating storytelling that will leave you astonished and wanting more!" | Buy Tickets |
| | The Sweet Delilah Swim Club
Directed by Jenni Elliott
Jan. 14 - Feb. 8, 2026
Five Southern women, whose friendships began many years ago on their college swim team, set aside a long weekend every August to recharge those relationships. Free from husbands, kids, and jobs, they meet at the same beach cottage, the “Sweet Delilah” on North Carolina’s Outer Banks to catch up, laugh, and meddle in each other’s lives. THE SWEET DELILAH SWIM CLUB focuses on four of those weekends and spans a period of thirty-three years. As their lives unfold and the years pass, these women increasingly rely on one another, through advice and raucous repartee, to get through the challenges (men, sex, marriage, parenting, divorce, aging) that life flings at them. And when fate throws a wrench into one of their lives in the second act, these friends, proving the enduring power of “teamwork” rally ’round their own with the strength and love that takes this comedy in a poignant and surprising direction. THE SWEET DELILAH SWIM CLUB is the story of these five unforgettable women—a hilarious and touching comedy about friendships that last forever... | Buy Tickets |
| | Jimmy Mazz
Saturday, February 14, 2026, 2:00 pm
Jimmy Mazz celebrates some of the best and silliest love songs of yesterday and today.
Sit back and enjoy your favorite songs by various performers ranging from the classics to today's contemporary artists. Greats like Roy Orbison, Jimmy Buffet, Neil Diamond, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bobby Darin, Elton John, Righteous Brothers, Frankie Valli, Herman's Hermits, The Beatles, Dusty Springfield, Englebert
Humperdinck, Del Shannon, The Turtles, Dolly Parton, Elvis Presley, the Temptations, The Four Tops, Conway Twitty, George Strait, and many more. You'll hear great songs like That's Amore', Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Wild Thing, The Pina Colada Song, Hang On Snoopy, Jailhouse Rock, All Shook Up, Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes, Runaway, Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me, Splish Splash I Was Takin' A Bath, Just A Gigolo, Pretty Woman, My Funny Valentine, Another Saturday Night, You've Lost That Lovin'
Feeling', Fooled Around And Fell In Love, and Minnie The Moocher just to name a few. Jimmy’s high energy and song selection will have you singing along and dancing in your seats. Visit jimmymazzsings.com
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| | The Trip To Bountiful
Directed by Jack Rabito
Mar. 4 - Mar. 29, 2026
Horton Foote’s moving play tells the story of Carrie Watts, an elderly woman, who longs to escape the cramped Houston apartment where she lives with her protective son, Ludie, and her authoritarian daughter-in-law, Jessie Mae. Carrie wants to return to her beloved hometown of Bountiful, Texas, one final time before she dies. While Ludie is at work and Jessie Mae is at the drugstore, Carrie escapes to the bus station and befriends a young woman named Thelma. The new friends travel toward Bountiful together, but when Carrie arrives in nearby Harrison, Texas, she begins to learn that her beloved town isn’t the same as she remembered it. | Buy Tickets |
| | Mark Evan's Comedy
Saturday, April 11, 2026, 7:30 pm
Mark Evan’s has been a professional touring comic since 1993. In that time, he has performed in almost every state (46), several countries, and several cruise ships. Starting in comedy clubs, he
soon expanded his audience base to the corporate world, country clubs, international resorts, casinos, and large private communities, and he has been featured on Comedy Central. In 2016, he decided to further define his legacy in the comedy
industry by teaching aspiring comedians how to write and perform clean comedy. Because of his reputation as a clean comedian, he was invited to film his Dry Bar Comedy Special in 2018. Mark understands that you don’t have to use “adult humor” to entertain adults. | Buy Tickets |
| | Paisley Craze
Saturday, April 18, 2026, 7:30 pm
We are Paisley Craze, a five-piece band playing all
your favorite music from the 1960s, covering that
historic decade's extensive range of styles. Musical hits From the British invasion featuring the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and the Animals, to the sunny and light pop music of the Beach Boys, the Monkees, and the Young Rascals. From the mind-blowing psychedelic rock of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jefferson Airplane to the groovin’ dance sounds of Motown, featuring Diana Ross and the Supremes, Aretha Franklin, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, and much more! | Buy Tickets |
| | Born Yesterday By Garson Kanin
Directed by Tom Erb
Apr. 22 - May 10, 2026
The vulgar, egotistic junkman Harry Brock has come to a swanky hotel in Washington to
make crooked deals with government big-wigs. He has brought with him the charming but uneducated ex-chorus girl Billie, whose lack of social graces embarrasses even Harry. Billie must be taught some of the amenities, and a few basic bits of information. The young, idealistic magazine reporter Paul Verrall, who has been investigating political skullduggery and is interested in Brock's activities, agrees for a salary, to educate Billie. He finds Billie has a natural honesty and a frank streak in her, and she begins to learn about history, politics, and what Harry really is and what he wants. At a dramatic moment she rebels against being merely a tool in Harry's crooked schemes and refuses to sign the documents which she has come to learn are part of an ambitious effort to defraud the public. This precipitates a crisis, as Billie readies to leave
Harry for a new life of her own.
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| | Chapatti By Christian O'Reilly
Directed by Ric Goodwin
June 3 - June 21, 2026
Romance is a distant memory for two lonely animal-lovers living in Dublin. When forlorn Dan and his dog Chapatti cross paths with the amiable Betty and her nineteen cats, an unexpected spark begins a warm and gentle story about two people re-discovering the importance of human companionship.
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