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OLD RINGERS

by Joe Simonelli

In this semi sequel to “Men Are Dogs,” four senior women try to fight the shrinking economy and their shrinking pocketbooks by opening a home phone sex service after receiving an unsolicited obscene phone call! This is an adult bawdy comedy and although two characters are reprised from Men Are Dogs the play stands on its own and a production of the earlier play is not a prerequisite!

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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LOVE IS FUNNY

Come enjoy nationally touring stand-up comedian, actress and impressionist Sonya White in this Valentine’s week event. Sonya is a high-energy entertainer making a special stop at Lemon Bay Playhouse after filming her DryBarComedy.com special and touring with “The Southern Fried Chicks.” Her country charm and city-wise street smarts earned her spots on Star Search, Last Comic Standing, HBO, Comedy Central, cruises, corporate events, community development centers, college campuses, and she’s even played a colorful character on The Jerry Springer Show. A member of the Screen Actor’s Guild and The American Federation of TV and Radio Artists, Sonya rollicks with stories about her life, friends, beaus, family and hilarious reflections on the world at large. Find out more about Sonya at sonyawhitecomedy.com.
Joining Sonya is Tampa Bay’s Spike Salzer. If Leslie Nielson and Steve Martin had a love child, that would be Spike. His dry delivery and woeful tales from the battlefield of love will have you in stitches. He’s a favorite at the National Clean Comedy Challenge and a Visani’s First Comic Standing finalist often on stage at Coconuts Comedy Club in St. Pete.
Proving you can never have too many talents, one of Lemon Bay Playhouse and The Charlotte Players’ favorite actresses, Wendi Scianna, is bringing the funny, too. We’ve heard a rumor Wendi’s recently fallen in love. Come find out who’s won her heart!
Kathy McSteen hosts this Florida Comedy Network show. Get your tickets early as these shows usually sell out.

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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JIMMY MAZZ

Direct from Caesar’s, MGM and The Resorts, Jimmy’s all new Legends & Laughter impressions and comedy show is an amusing musical journey thru some of Jimmy’s favorite songs by a wide variety of performers ranging from the classics to today’s contemporary artists. Jimmy’s genuine warmth, high energy and enthusiasm is tempered only by his ultra-smooth vocals as he creates his vocal impressions of folks like Neil Diamond, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash, Rod Stewart, The Bee Gees, Frankie Valli, Willie Nelson, Tom Jones, The Eagles, Englebert Humperdinck, Barry Manilow, Billy Joel, Blake Shelton, Tony Orlando, Stevie Wonder and more, adding the crooning voices of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bobby Darin, Tony Bennett and Nat King Cole, surrounding them all with quips, funny stories and amusing antics including the voices of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Ed Sullivan, and Robert Di Nero. A quick stop to honor our veterans with a touching tribute is always a part of the show but then he quickly moves on to glide thru the voices of greats like The Beatles, The Monkees, Michael Jackson, Elton John, Joe Cocker, Lou Rawls, The Temptations, The Four Tops, The Spinners, Barry White, George Michael, and 3 Dog Night just to name a few. Yes, he will highlight “The King”, Elvis Presley with a very amusing parody, but keeps on moving as he belts out the hits of Prince, Michael Buble’, Ray Charles, Louis Armstrong, Garth Brooks and many more.

Never the same show twice; this is a must-see show! Visit jimmymazzsings.com for more information.

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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THE PRISONER OF SECOND AVENUE

by Neil Simon

Mel Edison is a well-paid executive of a high-end Manhattan firm, which has suddenly hit the skids, and he gets the ax. His wife Edna takes a job to tide them over, then she too is sacked. Compounded by the air-pollution killing his plants, and with the walls of the apartment being paper-thin, allowing him a constant earful of his neighbors’ private lives, things can't seem to get any worse. Then he's robbed, and his psychiatrist dies with $23,000 of his money. Mel does the only thing left for him to do ‒ he has a nervous breakdown and it's the best thing that ever happened to him.

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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GID POOL COMEDY SHOW

Gid Pool’s approach to looking at the world through his comedian’s eyes has made him the winner at three comedy festivals, including the world’s largest, The Edinburgh “Fringe” festival. His comedy has been featured on the TODAY Show, written about in the Wall Street Journal, and seen for the last ten years on major cruise lines. He is also a regular performer at the world-famous Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. His appearance on the Today Show garnered him an invitation to perform at the AARP National Convention in New Orleans. Gid claims to be an expert on marriage and isn’t afraid to talk about the things that make no sense to him. His comedy is clean, funny, topical, and sometimes a bit irreverent. It’s also not to be missed.

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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JAMES HAWKINS

My name is James Hawkins. I am a folksinger/songwriter living in the Venice area. I write songs and collect stories. Historical stories mostly about the early days of Venice, Sarasota and this beautiful land of flowers called Florida in which we live. My tools are simple, guitar, Bodhran and a Banjo. I hope you’ll drop by, pull up a chair and let’s “Turn Back Time.”

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Tickets are nonrefundable and can only be exchanged for a different seat for this production, subject to availability.

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THE PSYCHIC

by Sam Bobrick

A down and out mystery writer, unable to pay his rent, hangs up a sign offering Psychic readings in his window. To his surprise, he blurts out to his first customer, an attractive young woman, that her husband is planning to kill her. Much to his alarm and confusion he soon finds himself embroiled in a string of bizarre and hilarious murders.

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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SAVANNAH SIPPING SOCIETY

by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten

In this delightful, laugh-a-minute comedy, four unique Southern women, all needing to escape the sameness of their day-to-day routines, are drawn together by Fate—and an impromptu happy hour—and decide it’s high time to reclaim the enthusiasm for life they’ve lost through the years. Randa, a perfectionist and workaholic, is struggling to cope with a surprise career derailment that, unfortunately, reveals that she has no life and no idea how to get one. Dot, still reeling from her husband’s recent demise and the loss of their plans for an idyllic retirement, faces the unsettling prospect of starting a new life from scratch—and all alone. Earthy and boisterous Marlafaye, a good ol’ Texas gal, has blasted into Savannah in the wake of losing her tom-cattin’ husband to a twenty-three-year-old dental hygienist. The strength of her desire to establish a new life is equaled only by her desire to wreak a righteous revenge on her ex. Also new to town, Jinx, a spunky ball of fire, offers her services as a much-needed life coach for these women. However, blinded by her determination and efforts to get their lives on track, she over-looks the fact that she’s the one most in need of sage advice. Over the course of six months, filled with laughter, hilarious misadventures, and the occasional liquid refreshment, these middle-aged women successfully bond and find the confidence to jumpstart their new lives. Together, they discover lasting friendships and a renewed determination to live in the moment—and most importantly, realize it’s never too late to make new old friends. So raise your glass to these strong Southern women and their fierce embrace of life and say “Cheers!” to this joyful and surprisingly touching Jones, Hope, Wooten comedy!

Reserved seat tickets are $23. Student tickets are available at $18 each.
Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your ticket for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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Ticket Pricing:

Each Performance $23
 
Student with proper ID $18
(For season Plays only)

Discount available for groups of 20 or more, call 941-474-9610.
(For season Plays only)

Day Of Performance Ticket Sales are based on seat availability

Tickets are nonrefundable. You may exchange your tickets for another performance of the same production for a $2.00 exchange fee per ticket. Exchanges must be made 48 hours prior to the performance time on the tickets.

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