Naughty but Nerdy presents:
Anne Zander is Mother - a Postpartum Comedy

January 16th at 7:00 PM

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Tickets: $20

Enter the afterbirth at the POSTPARTUM COMEDY for anyone who has ever given birth OR been given birth to!

Anne Zander is a “master of physical comedy,”* a real-life mother of twins, and a woman on a mission to bring birthing parents out of the dark corners of isolation into the cathartic light of shared laughter. Relate deeply or have your mind blown wide open at the Corvallis debut of this international sensation!

Called “poignant,” “sexy,” “genius,” and “hysterical” by audiences from New York to LA and Denver to Las Vegas, this outrageous, wet and messy postpartum comedy is darkly hilarious, yet undeniably familiar to anyone who has ever given birth.

Only an artist as “completely ridiculous [and] completely vulnerable”* as Anne Zander will lay out postpartum in its unbearable rawness AND make you laugh until you pee a little (or a lot, no pelvic floor judgment here).

Rated: R, patrons are welcome to bring their non-mobile babies, and/or their mature teens!

WARNING: Loud music and flashing lights. Patrons are welcome to bring ear plugs, ear defenders and/or sunglasses for sensory sensitivities.

The Outsiders

Written by S.E. Hinton and adapted by Christopher Sergel

Directed by Jax Kaliber

January 23, 24, 30, 31 at 7:30 pm
January 25* and February 1 at 2:30 pm

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Tickets: Adults $20, Student/Senior $18

This entirely practical stage adaptation deals with real people, seen through the eyes of young Ponyboy, a Greaser on the wrong side of life, caught up in territorial battles between the have-it-made rich kids the Socs and his tough, underprivileged Greaser family and friends.

*Post-show talkback with selected cast and crew.

Rated: PG-13; violence, profanity, depictions of underage drinking and smoking, death of a minor, firearm, gunshots, and knives

10 Tiny Dances®

Tiny Dances VIP Intimate Show

January 31st at 7:00 PM 

Majestic Lab

Tickets: VIP Intimate Show $25

includes a glass of champagne or sparkling cider

Get ready to experience 10 Tiny Dances like never before, up close, elegant, and just a little bit fabulous! Slip into your Little Black Dress, raise your glass, and dive into an evening that’s all about movement, sparkle, and community magic.

This year 10 Tiny Dances® provides you an intimate experience with dance in the Majestic Lab Theatre. Dancers face the challenge of performing on a stage that is 4 feet x 4 feet x 1.5 feet high surrounded by the audience, just a few feet away.

The “less is more” principle brings an intense focus to the contained dances. Dancers present ballet, modern, contact improv, tap, jazz, tango, Columbian dances, hip hop, all expressing the theme – “The little black Dress“

Corvallis Comedy Night with KC Shornima

February 13th at 7:30 pm

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Tickets: $22

KC Shornima grew up in Nepal, started comedy in Tennessee, and now works in Midtown Manhattan as a writer on Saturday Night Live. To say she's going places seems a gross understatement. Following in the dark and dirty tradition of such envelope-pushers as Anthony Jeselnik and Nikki Glaser, KC Shornima’s punchlines both shock and awe. As a stand-up, KC has been named to Just for Laughs’ prestigious New Faces lineup and opened for everyone from Dave Attell to Nate Bargatze. And as a writer, she’s been nominated for three Emmys for her work on SNL and also wrote for the 2024 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. KC Shornima is one of the most exciting young comedians in the country and we can’t wait to welcome her to Corvallis!

Rated: R

***No one under 18 admitted without a parent or guardian***

Majestic Theatre Youth Productions presents
Marian and The Merry Men

February 21st & 22nd at 2:00PM

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Tickets $15

Marian isn’t your typical lady of Nottingham—she’s an ace archer ready to take on Prince John! With help from Alana Dale and the true Merry Men, she must outwit villains and save the day in this bold twist on the Robin Hood legend.

Rated: G

Majestic Chamber Music presents

Jane Austin’s Playlist

March 1st at 3:00PM

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Tickets: Adults $17, Student/Senior $13

Jane Austin’s Playlist is an afternoon of music celebrating the 250th anniversary of her birth. From the sweeping melodies of Mozart to the dark drama of Beethoven, we gather together to hear what Jane listened to and played on her very own piano during her lifetime. Oh, Mr. Darcy!

Rated G

Dork Side of the Moon: A Science Comedy Show

March 14th at 7:00PM and 9:00PM

Majestic Lab

Tickets: $17

Is it comedy or is it science? Yes! Join mathematician-turned-comedian Sarah Hagen as she leads the audience on a wildly hilarious, mildly risqué, but (mostly) factually accurate journey explaining how the Ancient Greeks were able to measure the distance to the moon and sun despite living in a time period so primitive that memes were shared via pottery.

Sarah Hagen is a mostly normal person with an irritating obsession with mathematics. In an act of wild desperation, she began moonlighting as a stand-up comedian with the express purpose of incorporating mathematics into comedy. Seven years later, she is a fixture of the northwest comedy scene and co-producer of the touring STEM vaudeville show Singu-hilarity, as well as the popular recurring show Naughty but Nerdy, which runs all over the West Coast. She holds a PhD in mathematics and is a former OMSI Science Communication Fellow.

Rated: 

Majestic Family Flix presents
Elmo's World - Springtime Fun!

April 11th at 3:00 PM

Tickets $5

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Spring is here, and Elmo is celebrating with three B's: Birds, Bugs and Bicycles! With a dancing shade, a mischievous drawer, a frisky television and a playful computer, Elmo's World is the perfect place for preschoolers to learn all about the world around them. And Elmo has lots of friends, both new and old, to answer questions like "where do birds live," "how do bugs get from place to place," and "how many wheels does a tricycle have?" In Elmo's world, birds, bugs and bicycles talk, and learning is always fun!

Rated: G

Legally Blonde

Book by Heather Hach, music and lyrics by Laurence O'Keefe and Nell Benjamin

Directed by Ruth Mandsager

May 1, 2, 7, 8, 9, 14, 15, 16 at 7:30 pm
May 3, 10, 17 at 2:30 pm

Majestic Theatre: Starker Auditorium

Tickets: Adults $ 23, Student/Senior $ 21

Elle Woods appears to have it all. Her life is turned upside down when her boyfriend Warner dumps her so he can attend Harvard Law. Determined to get him back, Elle ingeniously charms her way into the prestigious law school. While there, she struggles with peers, professors and her ex. With the support of some new friends, though, Elle quickly realizes her potential and sets out to prove herself to the world.

Rated: PG-13; adult themes, alcohol consumption, smoking (cannabis and cigarettes), profanity